vanessa (n.): an adventurously frustrated teenager who loves puns and bad jokes and is constantly searching for a way to not do her homework.

trogdorthe-burninator:

hogwartshungervampirestimelords:

a-myriad-of-fandoms:

After being Hermione’s friend for 7 years, Harry still hasn’t understood how fucking badass she is. :P 

He pulls the same face 

GRANGER DANGER GRANGER DANGER

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carvosaurus-shepardei:

sums it up nicely

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elletiburon:

sometimes when I’m angry or stressed or sad I think about whales just swimming around in the ocean, doing whale shit. like, they’re the biggest goddamn mammals on the planet. they don’t have time for little problems. there’s too much chill-ass whale shit to do.

basically what I am saying is that whales are my happy place.

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Do not try to be pretty. You weren’t meant to be pretty; you were meant to burn down the earth and graffiti the sky. Don’t let anyone ever simplify you to just “pretty.”

  Things I Wish My Mother Had Taught Me | d.a.s    (via tierdropp)  
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deluminator:

my sister isn’t talking 2 me bc earlier she was doing her homework and she was like ‘god i need somewhere flat to write’ and i said ‘how about your chest’ 

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nicotinehearts:

omigawdmatt:

racheyzane:

do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex

no but thanks now i have a new habit forced upon me whenever i go out

i think about this post at the most inappropriate times and it has ruined my life

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penceyprepofficial:

you’re either obsessed with coffee or you can’t stand it there is no in between

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gh0staradia:

do you ever start thinking of someone while youre walking somewhere and start smiling uncontrollably

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For almost 18 years you’re taught to sit down, shut up, and raise your hand. Then you have to decide what you’re going to do for the rest of your life.

  Lavon Curtis  (via concept-of-karma)  
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LLMNS